aliceinapplesauce:

There are so many things going on in this clip. Before the guest came on the show they had him smoke Salvia (a hallucinogen), play dizzy bat (spin around with his nose on a baseball bat and then come out), he is randomly getting mildly SHOCKED, and there is water dripping from the ceiling on him and everyone else is pretending it’s not happening 😭😭😭

(via victorious)

vizual-demon:
“ “ Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
”
The Witch (2015) | dir. Robert Eggers
” vizual-demon:
“ “ Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
”
The Witch (2015) | dir. Robert Eggers
” vizual-demon:
“ “ Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
”
The Witch (2015) | dir. Robert Eggers
” vizual-demon:
“ “ Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
”
The Witch (2015) | dir. Robert Eggers
” vizual-demon:
“ “ Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
”
The Witch (2015) | dir. Robert Eggers
” vizual-demon:
“ “ Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
”
The Witch (2015) | dir. Robert Eggers
” vizual-demon:
“ “ Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
”
The Witch (2015) | dir. Robert Eggers
” vizual-demon:
“ “ Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
”
The Witch (2015) | dir. Robert Eggers
”

vizual-demon:

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

The Witch (2015) | dir. Robert Eggers    

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kingscrown666:

sushinfood:

FLOOFLE TAIL

When a cat approaches you with their tail high and erect like that it means they like you and are happy to see you. I just thought it was cute we were seeing lots of evidence of kitty happiness and the kitty really likes whoever was behind the camera

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poorlytimed:

smolfreedomsupporter:

harcules:

this is what it’s like having siblings

Accurate

the screech lmfaooo

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asteroidarsonist:

fuckblast:

tiktoks-we-like:

Can someone please tell me why walmart is selling cakes with the hurricane on it??? what the fuck is going ON???

I don’t love tiktok but it’s vital non Americans watch

florida culture is having “hurricane parties” which is where you and all your friends have a sleepover at the sturdiest house among the group and pray the power doesn’t go out during your group netflix binge. there’s usually a lot of snacks involved so it’s nice to see walmart making special cakes for the occasion

(via victorious)

aregrettablehullabaloo:

celestial-naiad:

mattheuphonium:

toostoked:

art

This is my fucking favorite thing I’ve ever seen
I’m sobbing

I thought the baby was copying them, but its actually the other way around and now I’m cackling. This is stupid cute.

This video clip has watered my crops and cleansed my angry soul!

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incinc:

cosmic-noir:

cosmic-noir:

alternativeblkgal:

misandry-and-reverseracism:

pretty-odd-potato:

louithescribe:

oraclesowl:

2k13blogger:

when i was younger, i used to draw the sun in the corner of the paper every time. 

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I remember in my high school junior year psych class, my teacher explained to us if you drew the sun like that, then you had an absent father figure. Crazy.

I came out for a good time and honestly I feel so attacked right now

oOF

Shut the fuck up I hate this

is this true cause like…mood

IS THAT TRUE BITCH WAAAAAAIT A MINUTE

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Omg y’all better check ya kids art AND FUCKING MEAN IT

Oh GOD this explains literally everything

(via jaethemermaid)

neopuff:

impulse-goblin:

neopuff:

neopuff:

now that ive had my identity stolen i feel like a Real Adult

did i forget to mention it was my boss from claires and sallys that did this. the police called her and she played dumb for a minute before confessing. so at least i dont have to fight it lol

“Got my identity stolen at Claire’s” is something you’d expect from a shitpost and yet

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(via sneaky-little-devil)

cutereptiles:

eddythebearcat:

silverhawk:

ugh this picture of a snake peeking around a doorway is my fave this snake just looks so nice 

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Just checking in on ya

What a good friend. :]

(via sixpenceee)

moonlandingwasfaked:
“ jocontemporary:
“why does every screen cap and gifset of this look like a horror movie
”
that’s just what living in england is like
” moonlandingwasfaked:
“ jocontemporary:
“why does every screen cap and gifset of this look like a horror movie
”
that’s just what living in england is like
”

moonlandingwasfaked:

jocontemporary:

why does every screen cap and gifset of this look like a horror movie

that’s just what living in england is like

(via byeflexual)

mildlydisconcertingsparrowhawk:

moist-astronaut:

purblebuppy:

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Send help I’ve been laughing for 15 minutes the internet killed my sense of humor

I was expecting exactly that and was not disappointed

(via perks-of-being-chinese)